Friday, July 4, 2008

THE YEAR 2018


The Year 2018

The year is 2018.
(Ten years from now)


What a difference ten years makes!

Here are some statistics for the Year 2018 :

The average life expectancy is 39 years.

Most homes have a bathtub – but are not used for bathing anymore.

Most homes have a telephone, but they don’t work because as there’s no power to run them.


There are less than 5,000 cars on the roads and most travel by foot, bike or horse.

There are 5.7 million miles of paved roads – but most are full of ruts and overgrown with weeds.


The maximum speed limit in most cities is how fast one can walk or ride a bike or horse.

The tallest structure in the world is Burj Dubia in
Arabia – and is still in operation as the Arabs’ electrical grid is still online – most buildings, however, are darkened shadows inhabited by the many homeless.


The average wage in 2018 is 22 cents per hour.

The average worker makes between $200 and $400 per year .

Accountants and dentists haven’t worked for years; veterinarians are beginning to eek out a living as people are using horses more; mechanical engineers earn about $1,000 per year and are busy creating a new infrastructure since the electrical grid went down.

100 percent of all births now take place at HOME .

Ninety percent of all doctors have a college education, but are a dwindling breed!
Instead, dire need is forcing “doctor grannies” to take their place – old women who are teaching themselves how to cure people.


Sugar cost ten dollars a pound.

Eggs are free for those who raise chickens in their backyards, and they sell'em at any price they've got the guts to ask.

Coffee is made from chicory and other home-grown plants since the shipping industry fell apart.


Most women only wash their hair once a month, and use rainwater, plants that produce a soapy foam or egg yolks for shampoo.

The Five leading causes of death are:


1. Starvation 2. Violent crime 3. Pneumonia and influenza

4. Malaria 5. Typhoid Fever.

The American flag still has 50 stars, but the
Union fell apart after the grid went down.

The population of
Las Vegas, Nevada, is only 30!!!!

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